{"title":"Page d’accueil","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"pre-order-the-cow-tiddies-mug","title":"PRE ORDER - The Cow Tiddies Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe only correct way to drink a nice pint of Raw Milk.\u003cbr\u003eBig duty mug (700mL) for serious hydration. Small mugs are gae.\u003cbr\u003ePink shade encourages high testosterone production, probably.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan contain up to 750mL.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping in:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrance from 2 mugs\u003cbr\u003eEU from 3 mugs\u003cbr\u003eOther regions from 4 mugs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePre Orders will be processed end of May 2026\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ze Feuquingue Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56615964967243,"sku":null,"price":35.8,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/6257\/0315\/files\/IMG_5895.heic?v=1776691984"},{"product_id":"produit-numerique","title":"PDF The Feuquingue Cookbook","description":"\u003cp\u003ePDF and EPUB files of The Feuquingue Cookbook directly from Ilies Bondon's Tiddies.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou will receive the download link by email immediately after buying.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ze Feuquingue Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57386504552779,"sku":null,"price":25.69,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/6257\/0315\/files\/pdf_icon_604387f0-3279-488a-820c-c942c884f063.jpg?v=1779433016"},{"product_id":"i-mix-very-homogeneously-t","title":"I Mix Very Homogeneously T","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton that does not make you gae.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ze Feuquingue Shop","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":57441062027595,"sku":"34da24a2-30b3-4507-ae05-29481e10605a","price":33.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":57441062060363,"sku":"fac90327-b623-4caa-b498-de85746bcbe0","price":33.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":57441062093131,"sku":"488933fd-febf-40bf-a07b-ab23349e7e43","price":33.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":57441062125899,"sku":"6ae158e1-2d68-4a9e-aa57-d601851c3f27","price":33.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":57441062158667,"sku":"bdbef7af-e957-4ebc-b9bd-a443e2685b24","price":33.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":57441062191435,"sku":"d862dabe-88d2-4fdb-86c6-ab86ca1770b6","price":36.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":57441062224203,"sku":"0a96075f-fea6-4169-bc54-56fbfefba235","price":49.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":57441062256971,"sku":"d98ad0f8-584a-4296-bf59-6e8fa08d423c","price":49.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/6257\/0315\/files\/66a50a69-23a9-4c23-a69a-1c0cd0bfec48.webp?v=1779817332"},{"product_id":"not-gae-tank-top-that-does-not-make-you-gae","title":"NOT GAE Tank Top that does not make you gae.","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis aerodynamic Tank Top screams muscles. As soon as i can see your huge shoulders popping out the sides, i know for sure this guy is NOT gae.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust in case it weren't enough, it is written in THICK letters \u003cu\u003eon the back\u003c\/u\u003e, to let everyone in the gym know that you do NOT consume white sugar that makes you gae. Thank God.\u003c\/p\u003e100% cotton that does not make you gae.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e85.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e82.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e92.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e102.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e113\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e123.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e133.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e142.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Ze Feuquingue Shop","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":57441114456395,"sku":"d58ecb75-e615-4d30-8bc2-d609bd85e174","price":33.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":57441114489163,"sku":"1e8636d2-a5df-4b5c-a5c3-0c34ede64a49","price":33.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":57441114521931,"sku":"cc9242b3-bbdf-464a-8d16-75c222e8085a","price":33.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":57441114554699,"sku":"471a8e08-65ad-4b38-9928-384fcba5b899","price":33.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":57441114587467,"sku":"7be9c59d-52ca-48de-bf05-7dba10f2083d","price":33.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":57441114620235,"sku":"c6a99b51-f90d-4349-bbf6-d7ec10393008","price":35.3,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":57441114653003,"sku":"868b19fb-f8e3-4a8a-afc7-edc7b6904212","price":39.8,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/6257\/0315\/files\/ad33a14f-67e9-4aa0-9eb6-8208fe962af3.webp?v=1779817774"},{"product_id":"straight-out-the-markets-tiddies-tote-bag","title":"Straight out the Market's Tiddies Tote Bag","description":"\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Tote bag will be your best fren to go around the farmer's market and buy some fresh Raw Honey straight out the Cow's Tiddies. Maybe even some... Raw Milk 😳 Worst case scenario, it will hold your baguette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFull Cotton that does not make you gae.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease keep this in mind to ensure optimal results\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Reinforced stitching on handles\n\u003cbr\u003e- Large printable area for front \u0026amp; back\n\u003cbr\u003e- Capacity 10 litres\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton\n\u003cbr\u003e- 3 - 5  oz\/yard², 100 - 170  g\/m²\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made on demand. No minimums.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWash\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMachine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTumble Dry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLow\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBleach\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOnly non-chlorine\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry clean\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIron\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Ze Feuquingue Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57441133035851,"sku":"77a82137-02f4-4218-84dd-90734467bf00","price":29.69,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/6257\/0315\/files\/8009d984-2133-4a1b-9c00-7ccdd15a7e90.webp?v=1779745197"}],"url":"https:\/\/zefeuquinguestore.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Ze Feuquingue Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}